About the role
π¨π₯ ATTENTION, CHAOS GREMLINS, TOKEN-BOARD TYCOONS & ABA WIZARDS!!! π₯π¨
π½πΈ THE SUPREME ABA BOSS BATTLE HAS ARRIVED IN OSSINING, NY! πΈπ½
π₯ NOW HIRING: IN-HOME BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / BEHAVIORAL GLADIATOR (BT/RBT) π₯
π Ossining, NY 10562 | Westchester County π° ABSOLUTELY WILD PAY π 25 HOURS/WEEK π AFTER-SCHOOL HOURS ONLY
Have you ever watched a 9-year-old negotiate putting away ONE pencil like they're closing a billion-dollar business deal and thought, "Fascinating. Let's consult the behavior plan." π€π
DO YOU POSSESS THE PATIENCE OF A SAINT, THE OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS OF AN FBI AGENT, AND THE ABILITY TO STAY PROFESSIONAL WHEN THE PLOT TWISTS HARDER THAN A NETFLIX FINALE?! π΅οΈββοΈβ‘
THEN YOU MAY BE OUR CHOSEN ONE. π«‘π
π§ THE MISSION: We're seeking an exceptional BT/RBT for a 1:1 in-home case with a verbal 9-year-old boy with moderate functioning challenges and significant behavioral support needs.
Your quest includes: π Collecting data like a clinical detective. π― Implementing behavior plans like a certified wizard. π§ Staying calm when the session unlocks its bonus boss level. π‘ Helping a child build meaningful skills through individualized support.
π₯ WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN THIS BEAUTIFULLY UNHINGED ADVENTURE:
πΈ BIG PAY ENERGY: Exceptionally high hourly compensation. Your budgeting spreadsheet may need a moment.
π MORNINGS ARE YOURS: Sleep in. Become one with your couch. Stare into the void. Sessions are after school, 25 hours per week.
πͺπΈ SPANISH-SPEAKING SUPERPOWERS: Bilingual candidates are HIGHLY ENCOURAGED to apply!
π§ CLINICAL SKILLS REQUIRED: Bring your ABA knowledge, compassion, professionalism, data-collection skills, and ability to follow the treatment plan. We need a skilled human, not a raccoon with a clipboard. π¦π
π¨ STOP SCROLLING. THE TOKEN BOARD HAS SUMMONED YOU. π¨
π² SLIDE INTO OUR DMs (PROFESSIONALLY) with: π Your resume ποΈ Your availability π° Your hourly pay expectation
π REFERENCE: THE 25-HOUR OSSINING MASTER MIND CASE
May your data be accurate, your reinforcement effective, and your session notes never be forgotten.
OSSINING IS CALLING. ANSWER THE CHAOS. π₯π§ π